brash-and-beautiful:

giaomega:

angelbabyspice:

funke:

64bitwar:

emotionsidebbycarlyraejepsen:

golfgalaxy:

tom cruise tom cruise tom cruise

whoa

whiteface is NOT fucking okay

who told you this is okay?

holy shit

^

what are u talking about that’s tom cruise?????

BUT BITCH IM BOBBY WITH THAT TOOL

(via soucouyaant)

renoa:

pr1nceshawn:

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

(via goldenhallow)

mynewurl:

mynewurl:

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

relishboi:

brownreasontolive:

relishboi:

brownreasontolive:

relishboi:

brownreasontolive:

hate this site

come sit down next to me idiot

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

sit next to me right now. 

i am, im sitting next to you right now

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

(Source: caprisunsport, via flexico-burress)